This is why I analyze things all the time, why I try to be (keyword "try") as cold and logical as I can, and most of all, why I despise and avoid all instances of competition.
Congrats, people who saw that.. blog I took down. You've met the side of me I've been afraid of this whole time. ^^;;; That's the side of me that will probably come out during some sort of climax in OH GOD THE RAPTURE IS BURNING, like, say, the finale of Act III. That is, that's the side of me that I wish I could harness just for storytelling purposes. But writing isn't that simple.
Isn't it interesting how Rapture always tends to be the good story in all this and Jordan Eats Normally Now always tends to be the gross older sibling? DCA was the awesome and nicely-balanced oldest sibling, Rapture was the bouncy and energetic and kinky youngest sibling, and Jordan Eats is just the red-headed stepchild. No offense to red-headed stepchildren out there. Just saying.
..I feel like Dave Wong in John Dies at the End. Except a little less crazy. Or maybe a little more, depends on how you look at it.
I'm sorry, people. I'm sorry people had to see that. Not this post; this post is actually pretty decent. I mean.. the noodle incident, the incident that I want to remain just a noodle incident.
Post-Jordanism: noun- The artistic (cultural?) movement which began in late 2011. Works within this deal with themes of existential crisis, identity crisis, posttraumatic stress disorder, the state of being broken, intrusive thoughts of (non)existent(?) memory, the morbid preoccupation with suicide, grief, uncontrollable emotion, and darkness as a simple abstract concept. ex. 1: "Kill me."