Post-Jordanism: noun- The artistic (cultural?) movement which began in late 2011. Works within this deal with themes of existential crisis, identity crisis, posttraumatic stress disorder, the state of being broken, intrusive thoughts of (non)existent(?) memory, the morbid preoccupation with suicide, grief, uncontrollable emotion, and darkness as a simple abstract concept. ex. 1: "Kill me."

Saturday, February 11, 2012

Writing a Warm-Up

Why don't I write something now? I need to get writing done. So I'll warm up here.

A man A woman fights zombies and lives in Ohio in Sunderland, Tennessee. Which is a real town, and if it's not, I'm making it one. And she looks at her watch her dog her pet... son named.. Jefferey Dunham Killerobotham. And all was good.

But then the ghosts crept up crept in rode in on motorcycles labelled "Harvey Davidson Birdman Attorney at Law Harley Davidson Quinn Harlequin Harly... Harl of Hay." And these ghosts killed everyone in Sunderfuck. Then Jeffrey was a ghost and his name was actually spelled right, thank you spellcheck.

Jeffrey faced his mother one-on-one mano-e-mano head-to-head and they kicked ass. I dunno who won.

But meanwhile, there's some dude named Chuck Nor..field. And that's the sequel hook cliffhanger because this is the pilot to a TV series on Showtime HBO.

There we go, I think I'm warmed up now.

1 comment:

  1. That was amazing.

    For the record, I support the motorcycles being labelled Harvey Davidson Birdman Attorney at Law.